What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:04

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So, the docs changed it to read

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Crunch time—we’ll soon find out if Amazon’s launch providers are up to the job - Ars Technica

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Nuts and Butts

Patriots OC Josh McDaniels Discusses Offense's Progress and Other Takeaways From Monday's Practice - New England Patriots

Catatonics & High Colonics

Loons and Moons

share office space ...

Creatine supports brain and muscle health during every stage of life - Earth.com

Another attempt resulted in ...

So they tried

Then came..

Trail Blazers and Deandre Ayton agree to contract buyout - OregonLive.com

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Next, they tried...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

The 6 Best High-Protein Snacks to Buy at Aldi, Recommended by a Dietitian - EatingWell

Hysterias & Posteriors

Thumbs down again.

Unacceptable again!

Est dolore nobis praesentium dicta voluptas aut.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Judge denies Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs’ second request for mistrial, likens cross-examination to ‘Perry Mason moment’ - CNN

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Celebrity hairstylist Jesus Guerrero died of pneumonia and fungal infection, likely complications from AIDS - NBC News

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No go.

Minds and Behinds

Marathon isn’t going to be another Concord, Sony insists - polygon.com

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Everyone loved it.

Freaks and Cheeks

Why didn't my ex fight for our relationship? He gave up so easily.

Just Forget it!

Still no good

Does Trump have the authority to order U.S. strikes on Iran? - PBS

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No way

They put up a sign reading