What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:04

So, the docs changed it to read
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Crunch time—we’ll soon find out if Amazon’s launch providers are up to the job - Ars Technica
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Nuts and Butts
Catatonics & High Colonics
Loons and Moons
share office space ...
Creatine supports brain and muscle health during every stage of life - Earth.com
Another attempt resulted in ...
So they tried
Then came..
Trail Blazers and Deandre Ayton agree to contract buyout - OregonLive.com
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Next, they tried...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The 6 Best High-Protein Snacks to Buy at Aldi, Recommended by a Dietitian - EatingWell
Hysterias & Posteriors
Thumbs down again.
Unacceptable again!
Est dolore nobis praesentium dicta voluptas aut.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
Minds and Behinds
Marathon isn’t going to be another Concord, Sony insists - polygon.com
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Everyone loved it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Why didn't my ex fight for our relationship? He gave up so easily.
Just Forget it!
Still no good
—
Does Trump have the authority to order U.S. strikes on Iran? - PBS
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
They put up a sign reading